Advertisement

Send Free SMS To Pakistan

===========================================================================

Latest Funny SMS, Funny SMS (Urdu) / Text Messages

===========================================================================

Latest / New Funny SMS in Urdu, Urdu Funny SMS, Funny Urdu SMS, SMS Funny, Funny Messages in Urdu, Urdu Lateefay SMS pick good SMS for your Friends, family members, Love one’s and also don’t remember to share it on Facebook.

Feedback on Our Facebook Page

Ye baat sun kar Mere haathon se Gol
Gappa higir gya..
.
.
.
.
.
.
… .
.
.
.
.
.
.
jab gol gappe wala bola
.
.
“Please give your feedback on Our
Facebook Page”..:p:p

Main 3 saal ka hon Or tum

Boy: main 3 saal ka hon Or tum.?
Girl: main bhi 3 saal ki hon..
Boy: To phir chaly bike per
Girl sharmaty huye:
Kahan..?
Boy:
Polio K Qatray peeny..:p:p

Advertisement

Wo konsa Department hai

TEACHER: Wo konsa
Department hai jis me
Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???
:
:
:
Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..
:
:
:
:
Teacher: Kyon
:
:
:
:
:
:
:
PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka
kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi..:p:p

Girl to her Blind Bf

Girl to her Blind Bf:”Kash tum dekh
sakte main
kitni
khubsurat hu…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy:”itni khubsurat hoti toh kya
Aankh
wale Tujhe Mere liye chhod jate,
.
.
Kamini andha hu chutiya nahi..:p:p

Hmmmmm Means

In This M0dern W0rld,
Hmmmmm Means..,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

.

.
.
.
“Tmhri is Bakwas ka MerY Pas K0i
Jawab Nahi hY”..:p:p

Extremely Complicated

Seven complicated Facts about Women:

1) They believe in Saving.
2) Still they go out & buy Expensive Clothes.
3) Always buy Expensive Clothes but never have anything to wear.
4) Never have anything to wear, but always Dressed beautifully.
5) Always Dressed beautifully, but never satisfied.
6) Never satisfied, but still expect Men to compliment them.
7) Expect Men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complemented.

Extremely Complicated..!!

Parhai pe dhyan do

Mother: Daughter sy Tipu Sultan kon hain?
.
Daughter: Pata nahi mom.
.
Mother: Parhai pe dhyan do.
.
Daughter: Seema aunty kon hain?
.
Mother : Pata nahi.
.
Daughter: Papa pe Dhyan dain please…:-)

Funny SMS in Urdu Sardar

1 Sardar k mozay Se itni badbo Aati K Jahan
jata Log Bhag jate Uski Bv ne New mozay Lakr Deye or
kaha k mare bhai ki shadi ka Function hy
New mozay pehan kr ana.

Sardar jb Gaya to Log bhag Gye.

B.v (Ghuse se) New mozay Nhi Pehan k aye?

Sardar Mjhe pta Tha tu Yaqin Ni kregi
is Lye Purane sath Laya hon..:p:p

Advertisement