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1 Sawal ???

1 Sawal ???
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“Pagal Tanhai Me kya Mehsoos krta Hai”?
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“Zaruri Nahi K Abhi Reply karo”
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“JAB MEHS00S
KAR0 TU BATA DENA” :P

A shocking note

A shocking note left by a wife
while going out for shopping.
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“Dear Husband,
Your wallet was getting fat
so i am taking it out for a walk”.. :D

1 Choti Si Galti ki waja sa

1 Choti Si Galti ki waja sa
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1 bookshop Me 1 Milion Books Sale Hoe.
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book ka Nam Tha
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“AN IDEA That CAN CHANGE UR WIFE”
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Bus “L” ki Jaga “W” Print Ho Gaya Tha.. :D

Dil jaly To Diwany Bane

Dil jaly To Diwany Bane
Shama Jali To Parwane Bane
Sharab Bani To Me’Khane Bane
Ay Dost Apni Birth-Date To Bata.?
Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane :D
Hahahahahahahaha..

New Msg aya Markeet Me
Ghuma Do Sb Doston Ko.. :) :D

Pathan class me hans raha

Pathan class me hans raha tha.
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Ek larki boli : Stand Up!
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Pathan : Tum kon?
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Larki : Me Monitor hun.
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Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,
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ab “L.C.D” chalti hai.. :) :D

Mujhy film me kaam kernay

Pathan: Mujhy film me kaam kernay ka bohat shoq hai.
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Director: Acha Aap ko Roll kon sa
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pasand hai??
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Pathan: Qeemay Wala.. :) :D

RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer

RAILWAY JOB INTERVIEW Officer:
Tumhein pata chalay ky 2 train
ek hi track pe aamny samny se
aa rahi hain to tum kya karoge?
Sardar:
Main kanta badal donga.
Officer:
Agar na badal sako?
Sardar:
Main Red signal donga.
Officer:
Light na ho to?
Sardar:
Main Red jhanda dikha doonga.
Officer:
Jhanda b na mila to?
Sardar:
Main Chotay Bhai ko bula longa.
Officer:
Kyun?
Sardar:
Ohnu train di takkar wekhn da bara shoq ay.. :D :D

Lips se lips milty hain

Lips se lips milty hain to kia hota
hai ..?
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Aye hayee
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Munh band ho jata hai or kia..
Mulk se zyda Soch badlne ki bht zrurat hai
tm logo ki.. :D :)

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