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Sardar g Accident kysy huwa

Doctor:
Sardar g Accident kysy huwa apka?
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Srdar: O yar main morr kattan Lga si
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DOCTOR:
To kya AAgy Gari AA gai,?
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Sardar:
Nai oye.. Aggy morr e nai si :) :P

Modern Mehman Nawazi

Modern Mehman Nawazi !!
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When Guest Visit Your Home,
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You Should Be a Good Host And Ask
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KiYa LenGay…?

Tea,
Cold Drink,

Yaa…
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Wi-Fi ka PassWord?? :) :P

TOP INSULT

TOP INSULT
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Wife apni saas se:
Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain.
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Saas:
Haan beta
isi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili :) :D

1 Sawal ???

1 Sawal ???
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“Pagal Tanhai Me kya Mehsoos krta Hai”?
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“Zaruri Nahi K Abhi Reply karo”
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“JAB MEHS00S
KAR0 TU BATA DENA” :P

A shocking note

A shocking note left by a wife
while going out for shopping.
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“Dear Husband,
Your wallet was getting fat
so i am taking it out for a walk”.. :D

1 Choti Si Galti ki waja sa

1 Choti Si Galti ki waja sa
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1 bookshop Me 1 Milion Books Sale Hoe.
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book ka Nam Tha
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“AN IDEA That CAN CHANGE UR WIFE”
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Bus “L” ki Jaga “W” Print Ho Gaya Tha.. :D

Dil jaly To Diwany Bane

Dil jaly To Diwany Bane
Shama Jali To Parwane Bane
Sharab Bani To Me’Khane Bane
Ay Dost Apni Birth-Date To Bata.?
Pata To Chale Kis Din Pagal Khane Bane :D
Hahahahahahahaha..

New Msg aya Markeet Me
Ghuma Do Sb Doston Ko.. :) :D

Pathan class me hans raha

Pathan class me hans raha tha.
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Ek larki boli : Stand Up!
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Pathan : Tum kon?
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Larki : Me Monitor hun.
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Pathan : Hahaha Tera zamana gaya,
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ab “L.C.D” chalti hai.. :) :D

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