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Ishq ki Biometric

Ishq ki Biometric karwai
Mehboob Meray naam py hi nahi tha..!! :D

Achi bivi duniya k

Achi bivi duniya k
Har kony mn mil jati hy
Magar
Mslha ye hy k duniya goll hy
kona he nhe milta..!! :D

Mobile Me Wife Ka Naam

Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile
Me Wife Ka Naam: My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad: My Wife
6 Month ßaad: Home
1 Year ßaad: Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad: Wrong No :) :D

Mirasi Five Star Hotel

Mirasi Five Star Hotel k Washrom Gya
Jb Wapis Aaya To wetar Ne 65 Rupy Mang Liye
Marasi:
(‘:’) Mola Khush
<) ) rakhy
/ ? Lotay Wich Pepsi pai c??? :D

True enough

BV Ko Samajhana
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Matlab 32GB Ki Video Ko Download Karna Aur
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31.9 GB Download Hone Ke Baad
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Last Main Error Dekhna,
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(Bilkul Same Hai) :) :P true enough!

Miraasi Funny SMS

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya,
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Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao,
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Wo sharmatay howe bola,
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Miss G Tussi Naal Polii polii Tolki Wajao.. :) :D

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
“Uth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
“Te ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na :) :P :D

Boy to Jin

“Boy to Jin”…

“Boy …mere gar se chand tak ak road bnwaa do”
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“Jin …..ye namumkin h kuch or mango”
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“Boy ……mje asi grlfrnd chahye jo mere siwa ksi or larke ko dkhe b na”
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“Jin ………ay das road single bnana ya double” :P :D

Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can’t live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Zehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!! :) :P

Angraiz Log Apny Friend

Angraiz Log Apny Friend Ko Hospital
Me Phool Dy Kr Kehty Hain.
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Get wel soon!
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehty Hyn.
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Ay,
Holi Holi Theek Hovin Kanjra
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Asin Kal Fer Aawan Ge :) :P

Doctor to injured patient

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to
tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. :) :P

Beta neeche aa jao

Ammi bete se:
beta neeche aa jao itni raat ko
chhat pe kya kr rahe ho? :P
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Beta: ammi chand dekh raha hoon :)
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Ammi: beta neeche aa jao aur
chaand ko b bolo wo b neeche chali jae :P
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Kaka Ammi ve 2014 di ay.. :) :D

Sardar g Accident kysy huwa

Doctor:
Sardar g Accident kysy huwa apka?
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Srdar: O yar main morr kattan Lga si
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DOCTOR:
To kya AAgy Gari AA gai,?
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Sardar:
Nai oye.. Aggy morr e nai si :) :P

Modern Mehman Nawazi

Modern Mehman Nawazi !!
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When Guest Visit Your Home,
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You Should Be a Good Host And Ask
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KiYa LenGay…?

Tea,
Cold Drink,

Yaa…
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Wi-Fi ka PassWord?? :) :P

TOP INSULT

TOP INSULT
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Wife apni saas se:
Aap k betey main hazaron khamiyaan hain.
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Saas:
Haan beta
isi wajah se to usay achi Larki nahi mili :) :D

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