Funny SMS (Urdu) / Text Messages

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Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn

1 Educated bnda gosht ki shop pe (Paaye) lene gya
Or shopkeeper se bola k Bhai apke Pas Qadam hyn..
Shopkeeper b bra naughty tha,
Jldi se bola..

Bhai jaan Qadam te muk gae ne..
2 , 4 chalangan paiyan ne..

Kendy o te paa deyan ?..!!

Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna

Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha Maghr
Mery Brand Ky cigaret Yaha nhe milty ..!!

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Mana ky is saal be na

Mana ky is saal b na ho saki shadi meri
Phir b lab py ati hy dua bn ky tmna meri..!!

Tujy yaad krty krty

Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! 😀

kamal krty hain

Hum Ishq Mn be kamal krty hain
‘I Love You’ Likh kar
Send to all krty hn..!!

Pakistan mn Aman kio nhe Qaim hota

Teacher: Pakistan mn aman kio nhe Qaim hota..?

Pappu: Hmara jndha he ulta hy

Teacher: Kea Mtlub ..?

Pappu: Safed Rang aman ka hota hy
or sabz rang Qoom ka aman ko Danda dia howa hy.
agr yehe Danda qoom ko dia hota tu aj aman hota..!! 😀

Kisy kam na aayian prhaiyan

Kisy kam na aayian prhaiyan

Angothay laa k Simaa Naam Kraiyan….!! 🙂 😀

Ishq ki Biometric

Ishq ki Biometric karwai
Mehboob Meray naam py hi nahi tha..!! 😀

Achi bivi duniya k

Achi bivi duniya k
Har kony mn mil jati hy
Magar
Mslha ye hy k duniya goll hy
kona he nhe milta..!! 😀

Mobile Me Wife Ka Naam

Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile
Me Wife Ka Naam: My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad: My Wife
6 Month ßaad: Home
1 Year ßaad: Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad: Wrong No 🙂 😀

Mirasi Five Star Hotel

Mirasi Five Star Hotel k Washrom Gya
Jb Wapis Aaya To wetar Ne 65 Rupy Mang Liye
Marasi:
(‘:’) Mola Khush
<) ) rakhy / ? Lotay Wich Pepsi pai c??? 😀

True enough

BV Ko Samajhana
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Matlab 32GB Ki Video Ko Download Karna Aur
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31.9 GB Download Hone Ke Baad
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Last Main Error Dekhna,
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(Bilkul Same Hai) 🙂 😛 true enough!

Miraasi Funny SMS

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya,
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Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao,
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Wo sharmatay howe bola,
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Miss G Tussi Naal Polii polii Tolki Wajao.. 🙂 😀

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
“Uth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
“Te ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na 🙂 😛 😀

Boy to Jin

“Boy to Jin”…

“Boy …mere gar se chand tak ak road bnwaa do”
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“Jin …..ye namumkin h kuch or mango”
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“Boy ……mje asi grlfrnd chahye jo mere siwa ksi or larke ko dkhe b na”
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“Jin ………ay das road single bnana ya double” 😛 😀

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