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Tamam log sunn len

Tamam log sunn len

Garmi bht ho gayi hy.
Suraj b khub Aag barsa rha hy.

Apne sar pe geela or thanda kapra rakhen
Dimaagh pe suraj ki kirne mat parne den

Q k

“BHOONSA” jaldi aag pakarta hy.

Mera farz tha ap ko batana
or ap ka kaam hy khud ko… :) :p

Customer to Banker

Customer to Banker:
Agar mein aaj cheque deposit karwata houn,
to kitnay din mein clear ho ga..?
Banker:
Sir, 2-3 din lagein ge..
Customer:
Dono Banks aamne saamne hain,
phir itnay din Q lagein ge.?
Banker:
Sir, procedure to follow karna parta hai.
For example: agar aap Qabristan ke bahir,
accident mein mar jatay hain,
to pehlay aap ko Ghar le kar jaein ge,
Ghusal dein ge,
kafan pehnaein ge,
Janaza prhein ge,
ya wahien dafna dein ge..?
Customer: . . . . . . “Lanat teri misaal te”..:p:p

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Suno G Jis Molvi ne

Wife: Suno G Jis Molvi ne
Humara Nikaah Parhaya tha,
Wo Aaj Faut ho gya hai…
Husband: Burey Kam da Bura Nateeja..:p:p

Adult Msg

Boy: Tumhari Ammi Kya Karti Hain?
Girl: Un Ka Beauty Parlour Hai,
Woh Dulhan Tayyar Krti Hain.
Tum Batao Tumharay Abbu Kya Krtay Hain?
Boy: Woh Dulha Tayyar Krtay Hain.
Girl: Wao…
Tou Kya Un Ka Bhi Beauty Parlour Hai?
Boy: Nahin…….Woh HAKEEM Hain..:p:p

1 pagal dusry pagal se

1 pagal dusry pagal se udasi Se:
Sab log Humain pagal kyun kehty hain?
Dusra pagal: Tu dafa kar yaar.,
Ay Le Tamatar.
Tay
SHAKANJWI Bana…:-p

Taab-e-daar GUJJRA

“Teacher student se: Taab-e-daar ka jumla bnao.
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Student: “Japhi kut k j pavein ikk war GUJJRA.
Sari zindgi rava gi Taab-e-daar GUJJRA..:p:p

“Jahaz” bn jaye ga

Aap se thori si help chahye..
Mai ksi ko 9th Clas ka Math prha rha hn.
Mjy bs ye bta do plz k agr hm Quadrtic
Formula use krty hue ’0′ ko equivalent len
aur Variable ka Square Rot nkal kr usko
Integrate kren to jo ansr aye usko rplace
Equation me put kr k Evaluate kren aur
Cnstnt ko neglect kr k uska Invrse nkal kr
Graph Paper pr plot kren to kya
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us paper ka “Jahaz” bn jaye ga??:p:p

Haircut At Saloon

Haircut At Saloon..

Girl: Steps rakhna, Shoulders tak..
Zyada short mat kar dena,
Curls bhi chahiye.

Boy: Kaat de yaar jaise tujhe theek lage..:p:p

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