Funny SMS (Urdu) / Text Messages

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Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna

Main Tery Gaon mn Rukhna Tu chahta tha Maghr
Mery Brand Ky cigaret Yaha nhe milty ..!!

Mana ky is saal be na

Mana ky is saal b na ho saki shadi meri
Phir b lab py ati hy dua bn ky tmna meri..!!

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Tujy yaad krty krty

Tujy yaad krty krty itni Door
Nikal ay hain ky Ab Bashir Rishky
Wala be Wapci Ka 2 Hazar Mang Raha hy..!! πŸ˜€

kamal krty hain

Hum Ishq Mn be kamal krty hain
‘I Love You’ Likh kar
Send to all krty hn..!!

Pakistan mn Aman kio nhe Qaim hota

Teacher: Pakistan mn aman kio nhe Qaim hota..?

Pappu: Hmara jndha he ulta hy

Teacher: Kea Mtlub ..?

Pappu: Safed Rang aman ka hota hy
or sabz rang Qoom ka aman ko Danda dia howa hy.
agr yehe Danda qoom ko dia hota tu aj aman hota..!! πŸ˜€

Kisy kam na aayian prhaiyan

Kisy kam na aayian prhaiyan

Angothay laa k Simaa Naam Kraiyan….!! :) πŸ˜€

Ishq ki Biometric

Ishq ki Biometric karwai
Mehboob Meray naam py hi nahi tha..!! πŸ˜€

Achi bivi duniya k

Achi bivi duniya k
Har kony mn mil jati hy
Magar
Mslha ye hy k duniya goll hy
kona he nhe milta..!! πŸ˜€

Mobile Me Wife Ka Naam

Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile
Me Wife Ka Naam: My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad: My Wife
6 Month ßaad: Home
1 Year ßaad: Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad: Wrong No :) πŸ˜€

Mirasi Five Star Hotel

Mirasi Five Star Hotel k Washrom Gya
Jb Wapis Aaya To wetar Ne 65 Rupy Mang Liye
Marasi:
(‘:’) Mola Khush
<) ) rakhy / ? Lotay Wich Pepsi pai c??? πŸ˜€

True enough

BV Ko Samajhana
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Matlab 32GB Ki Video Ko Download Karna Aur
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31.9 GB Download Hone Ke Baad
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Last Main Error Dekhna,
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(Bilkul Same Hai) :) πŸ˜› true enough!

Miraasi Funny SMS

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya,
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Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao,
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Wo sharmatay howe bola,
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Miss G Tussi Naal Polii polii Tolki Wajao.. :) πŸ˜€

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
“Uth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
“Te ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na :) πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Boy to Jin

“Boy to Jin”…

“Boy …mere gar se chand tak ak road bnwaa do”
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“Jin …..ye namumkin h kuch or mango”
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“Boy ……mje asi grlfrnd chahye jo mere siwa ksi or larke ko dkhe b na”
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“Jin ………ay das road single bnana ya double” πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can’t live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Zehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!! :) πŸ˜›

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