Funny SMS (Urdu) / Text Messages

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Pakistan mn Aman kio nhe Qaim hota

Teacher: Pakistan mn aman kio nhe Qaim hota..?

Pappu: Hmara jndha he ulta hy

Teacher: Kea Mtlub ..?

Pappu: Safed Rang aman ka hota hy
or sabz rang Qoom ka aman ko Danda dia howa hy.
agr yehe Danda qoom ko dia hota tu aj aman hota..!! πŸ˜€

Kisy kam na aayian prhaiyan

Kisy kam na aayian prhaiyan

Angothay laa k Simaa Naam Kraiyan….!! :) πŸ˜€

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Ishq ki Biometric

Ishq ki Biometric karwai
Mehboob Meray naam py hi nahi tha..!! πŸ˜€

Achi bivi duniya k

Achi bivi duniya k
Har kony mn mil jati hy
Magar
Mslha ye hy k duniya goll hy
kona he nhe milta..!! πŸ˜€

Mobile Me Wife Ka Naam

Shaadi K Pehle Din Husband K Mobile
Me Wife Ka Naam: My Sweet Wife
3 Month ßaad: My Wife
6 Month ßaad: Home
1 Year ßaad: Unknown No.
2 Year ßaad: Wrong No :) πŸ˜€

Mirasi Five Star Hotel

Mirasi Five Star Hotel k Washrom Gya
Jb Wapis Aaya To wetar Ne 65 Rupy Mang Liye
Marasi:
(‘:’) Mola Khush
<) ) rakhy
/ ? Lotay Wich Pepsi pai c??? πŸ˜€

True enough

BV Ko Samajhana
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Matlab 32GB Ki Video Ko Download Karna Aur
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31.9 GB Download Hone Ke Baad
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Last Main Error Dekhna,
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(Bilkul Same Hai) :) πŸ˜› true enough!

Miraasi Funny SMS

Miraasi ka bacha school daakhil ho gaya,
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Teacher ne kaha 2 ka pahaara sunao,
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Wo sharmatay howe bola,
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Miss G Tussi Naal Polii polii Tolki Wajao.. :) πŸ˜€

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
“Uth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
“Te ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na :) πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Boy to Jin

“Boy to Jin”…

“Boy …mere gar se chand tak ak road bnwaa do”
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“Jin …..ye namumkin h kuch or mango”
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“Boy ……mje asi grlfrnd chahye jo mere siwa ksi or larke ko dkhe b na”
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“Jin ………ay das road single bnana ya double” πŸ˜› πŸ˜€

Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage

Wife to her husband: I love you!
I can’t live without you!
Mar Jaungi!
Mit Jaungi!
Zehar Pee Luongi!
Tere Pyaar Mein Fanna Ho Jaungi!
Husband: Dekh Le Jaise Tujhe Theek Lage!! :) πŸ˜›

Angraiz Log Apny Friend

Angraiz Log Apny Friend Ko Hospital
Me Phool Dy Kr Kehty Hain.
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Get wel soon!
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Or Pakistani Dost Kehty Hyn.
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Oye Nurse Bari Sohni Ay,
Holi Holi Theek Hovin Kanjra
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Asin Kal Fer Aawan Ge :) πŸ˜›

Doctor to injured patient

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to
tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.. :) πŸ˜›

Beta neeche aa jao

Ammi bete se:
beta neeche aa jao itni raat ko
chhat pe kya kr rahe ho? πŸ˜›
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Beta: ammi chand dekh raha hoon :)
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Ammi: beta neeche aa jao aur
chaand ko b bolo wo b neeche chali jae πŸ˜›
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Kaka Ammi ve 2014 di ay.. :) πŸ˜€

Sardar g Accident kysy huwa

Doctor:
Sardar g Accident kysy huwa apka?
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Srdar: O yar main morr kattan Lga si
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DOCTOR:
To kya AAgy Gari AA gai,?
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Sardar:
Nai oye.. Aggy morr e nai si :) πŸ˜›

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